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| How Precious! |
Bex (nee Rebecca Diane Gilding, Becky, Rebe,
Beckabeck, Sisicca, and in some circles, Gildo -- don't ask) was born
on Christmas Day, 1979. Coupled with the fact that she was born and
grew up in the Northeast Kingdom of Vermont, Bex was convinced at an
early age that not only was she the second coming, but a princess as
well. It didn't help matters that she was the most adorable baby and
toddler ever and looked mighty fine in a polka dot bikini at the age of
two.
At the age of two and four months Princess Bex's
world came crashing down with the birth of Betsy, her younger sister.
Bex had to face the world knowing she was not the sole light in the
lives of her family. She quickly crushed any self-esteem Betsy could
possibly develop, however, convincing her young sibling that rather
than being born into the family, she was found in dumpster in New York
City -- citing the fact that the family had never been back to
Manhattan since number two's addition to the family (when in reality
they had never actually been to Manhattan). Betsy bought it hook, line
and sinker. Thus, the beginning of Bex's career in fiction.
Bex's tales only grew taller as time marched on,
which could be the reason why she, herself, did not. She tried
(unsuccessfully) to convince her parents that it was a mosquito, and
not her, that punctured her sister's air mattress during a family
camping trip. She also swore up and down the block that it was her
66-year-old-grandfather, and not her, that drew graffiti in her
grandmother's oak roll-top desk. While not everyone appreciated Bex's
craft, in third grade she did win a writing contest on why Rascal the
Raccoon was a good mascot for the "Say No To Drugs" campaign in her
county. She even got to read her essay on the local AM radio
– so kiss it John Irving!
As Bex maneuvered her way into junior high school,
she landed a spot on the A-Team Cheerleading squad in seventh grade (an
honor usually bestowed on eighth graders) freeing up the winter of her
eighth grade year to be a page in the Vermont State House for then
Governor Howard Dean, which began her life-long interests in politics,
snickers bars, paychecks and blond-bad-boys.
After her paging experience, which allowed her to
live on her own (to be read: staying with a
neurotic-born-again-Christian-host-family) for six weeks at the age of
twelve, Bex felt as though high school were merely the waiting room for
"real life." Bex also wanted to avoid the family tradition of marrying
someone from high school, so she tried her damnedest to avoid any real
high school milestones...except the prom...her junior year...and only
because her mom made her...because her mom thought she was gay...which
she wasn't...not that there is anything wrong with that...
At the ripe old age of seventeen Bex headed off to
the extremely liberal Wheaton College in Norton, Massachusetts (not to
be confused with the extremely Christian Wheaton College in Wheaton,
Illinois). She spent three and a half years at Wheaton and graduated
with a degree in Political Science and a minor in Legal Studies
– neither of which she uses in her career today. At Wheaton
Bex met her current boyfriend of nine and a half years, Javier. She
respectfully requests that you not ask her when she and Javier are
getting married, because the proposal really isn't up to her now, is it?
Because Bex graduated college before she turned
21, it was pretty "blah" for her, unlike most of her peers. She has
made up for such a sad college experience with many post-college nights
out at dive bars and gay karaoke joints with friends and colleagues and
by showing up to work with wretched hangovers. It was at one such dive
bar when eating ten-cent-wings that Bex became a vegetarian! Bex has
recently obtained an MBA as well as a New York City Marathon Finisher's
Medal (both legitimately!). Her day job is a manager at a financial
services company and her night job is a servant to her two cats,
Frankie and Disco.